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Giles Y. Howard-Mix arrived in Jordan’s life in the early days of a long-distance relationship with their now-wife. He successfully converted Jordan, an avowed Dog Person, to the correct way of thinking within minutes by resting his tiny, perfect head on their hand and promptly falling asleep.
Though his parents strongly suspect he spent
Giles Y. Howard-Mix arrived in Jordan’s life in the early days of a long-distance relationship with their now-wife. He successfully converted Jordan, an avowed Dog Person, to the correct way of thinking within minutes by resting his tiny, perfect head on their hand and promptly falling asleep.
Though his parents strongly suspect he spent the first few formative weeks of his life in a Taco Bell dumpster, they happily report that he has adjusted comfortably to air conditioning, a queen-sized bed, and two square meals a day in the six years since he came home.
Giles’s favorite things are Parmesan cheese, shadows, and the dulcet tones of Norah Jones. He also lives by the wise words of Julia Child: “The dinner hour is a sacred, happy time.”
If mischief truly carved a feline form, it would undoubtedly take the shape of Francis. After surviving plastic-eating surgery, Francis is living life with mile long legs and an unquenchable thirst for knocking over beverages and lit candles.
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